In Lieu of a Witty Title

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Every time.

Canadians:
Hey, Natives are protesting.
NDNs:
Yeah! See, it all started with these pieces of legisla--
Canadians:
God, you guys always want free handouts.
NDNs:
What? No, the protests are abo--
Canadians:
You know, there are internal problems within tribes too!
NDNs:
We know that, but it has nothing to do wi--
Canadians:
You guys need to stop being angry about things that happened centuries ago!
NDNs:
But this is about things that are happening right now...
Canadians:
And you can't blame all white people for everything!
NDNs:
We're not blaming all whi--
Canadians:
Wait, does that sign say "Decolonize"? Oh my god, you want to deport us to Europe? But that's not fair!
NDNs:
That's not what it means. It's abo--
Canadians:
Hey, my grandma was 20.37% Cree. How can I get a free gas card like Justin Bieber?
NDNs:
...

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